The shade man has locked me in his basment, i am a 16 year old girl. The shade man wips me all day, send help, call the cops... I can get free. My balls are really sore. He is sick. I don't know how much longer I can go on.
Psycho? 5 Points
maybe.
Secret pixel hand shake. 5 Points
...
Sexual Decapoda 5 Points
Nephropidae
Supa Sumba Pawdy. 5 Points
Cake and apple pie.
The bees Justin... 5 Points
Why wount me baby drink his milk Justin?
This is madness! 5 Points
Yes it is.
to mod, or not to mod? 5 Points
that is the ummmm somthing...
YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH... 5 Points
HHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
YEAH... 5 Points
I'm almost done.
FUL of P 10 Points
hhhmmmmm.
Knowledge Keeper 10 Points
Visit the codex 100 times.
THE KING OF THE PORTAL! 10 Points
He will always be to me...
Nastwich 10 Points
Make a nasty sandwich.
The Johnny 10 Points
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Payback 25 Points
It's a bitch.
Pusher 25 Points
Push the hardest.
Rainmaker 25 Points
Make it rain!
The Room 25 Points
Find it.
Best Friend 25 Points
Best your friend.
Bookworm 25 Points
Read EVERYTHING.
Bugged 25 Points
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Destroyer 25 Points
Smash EVERYTHING.
Runner 25 Points
Win the race.
Perfect Drug 50 Points
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Quarterback 50 Points
Make a perfect pass every time.
Receiver 50 Points
Catch the ball every time.
The Machine 50 Points
Activate it.
Unsee 50 Points
See everything you shouldn't see.
Acupuncture 5 Points
Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star 5 Points
Launch the Turtle
Jump Man 5 Points
Smash a goomba
Novice 5 Points
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Amateur 10 Points
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver 10 Points
Blow up a jeep
Harrasment 10 Points
Crush an angry ground creature
in Space 10 Points
Reach space
Strong Armed 10 Points
Get punched by a banana
Abducted 25 Points
Get caught by a UFO
Icarus 25 Points
Get burned by a sun
Persistent 25 Points
Play over an hour
Professional 25 Points
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive 25 Points
Use a nuke
Addicted 50 Points
Play over 2 hours
Master 50 Points
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler 50 Points
Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge 100 Points
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Question Mark 5 Points
Find the hidden button
Golden Shell 50 Points
Buy everything
Houdini 5 Points
Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.
Incest is best 10 Points
Grab your mom's rear to get the sweet jolly rancher.
Radioactive Hamster 10 Points
How could you treat a beloved pet that way?
Sick Parents 10 Points
Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.
Guy sage brush 25 Points
Defeat Guybrush Threepwood in a battle of insults
Klaw Kommander 25 Points
Assemble all the pieces of your halloween costume.
Spider Slayer 25 Points
Get rid of the giant spider to get the 1st bag of CADNY!
