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If you are here, then I must have gotten you butthurt, get over it.

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Lol.

Posted by killerjeff - August 10th, 2008


I'am such a cam-whore.

After finding my picture on ED, I got very upset, but I deserved it for putting DragonsGrief's picture there too and making those horrible insults about him.

Encyclopedia Dramatica begged me not to take them off and I decided not to, because I would seem like a dick towards them and they got good dirt on my littles secrets, involving peanut butter, so it's all good.

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The story of ol' Jeffy. He enjoys horror such as ghost stories, or slasher films, have you ever met him in person? This man is what other people call bizare. He's like a Bloody Mary game, exept you must perform it in the closet, turn off the lighs and sit down cross-legged, repeat this saying three time while turning your head back and forth, "He's in here with me." after the saying, close your eyes and call out the name Jeff. He'll appear by putting his face right up to you, and proceed to yell and try to chant harm at you. To make him stop is to stand there and complement him, not doing so will result in a nightmarish field trip. You do the rest from there worms.

Lol.


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Comments (14)

Holy shit!

What? You never saw a man before?!?

Oh, you!

Hello.

You're hot.

Thanks, you're hot too.

You, sir, are handsome.

And so are you.

Scary as hell.

Nightmares tonight.

Way to make fun of me.

Why so serious?

As you can see in my picture, I have a memo.

You......me......tonight. Seriously........

Oh yeah.......

is that a mask if real what happen

I was holding a container full of acid when I slipped on my soapy floor and it spilled all over my face, luckly someone heard my cry for help and took me to a Hospital, the doctors fixed my face up and vola, I'm sexy!

Looks like morbidly obese beady eyed Marilyn Manson.
Hot.

Actually, I'm under-weight.

Och, aye.

How's my voice?

you're pretty (:

Thanks.

You're the only one I've ever loved...

I love you too.

Make those eyes red and cry blood. Surely, you will be happier that way.

what a legend