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Hi, I'm killerjeff.

2008-08-14 10:34:55 by killerjeff
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I'm a nice guy.

Hi, I'm killerjeff.


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death0goddeath0god

2008-08-14 10:53:15

HOLY SHIT THIS IS FUCKIN SCARY MAN dude i looked and screamed no offence i mean it just kinda freaked me out a little

killerjeff responds:

Were you just joking? I took it to heart.


cookiemonster123cookiemonster123

2008-08-14 11:26:14

yea that is so right

killerjeff responds:

Right as in oh baby you're hot?


OdioOdio

2008-08-14 21:28:33

Sexy. Reminds me of Goombas. Except for the NO EYEBROWS part.

killerjeff responds:

Oh they're there.


NickScottNickScott

2008-08-15 04:39:13

Have you ever thought about modeling?

killerjeff responds:

Yes actually, I'm so hot, people stare at me.


IrishGunIrishGun

2008-08-15 08:05:15

I'm having nightmares and I'm not even asleep.

killerjeff responds:

Nightmares of how sexy a human being can get?


IrishGunIrishGun

2008-08-15 09:56:50

Isn't that a dog? :x

killerjeff responds:

That's me.


IrishGunIrishGun

2008-08-15 12:55:29

Exactly.

;D

killerjeff responds:

Heyyyy.


IrishGunIrishGun

2008-08-15 13:30:23

It's all good, man.

That picture's gorgeous.

killerjeff responds:

Thank you.


GoatFactoryGoatFactory

2008-08-15 23:12:48

FUCK YOU KILLER FAGGOT FROM MEXICO SHUT UP AND NEVER MAKE A NEWS POST AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG LAWLAWLAWLAWL

killerjeff responds:

I'm not mexican.


GoatFactoryGoatFactory

2008-08-15 23:15:18

YOU ARE SUCH A DOUCHE!

killerjeff responds:

/Death threat.


GoatFactoryGoatFactory

2008-08-15 23:42:18

You are such a Mexican faggot! Omg omg omgomgomgomgogomgomgomgo!

killerjeff responds:

I'm not MEXICAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


CastilveinyaCastilveinya

2008-08-16 10:02:48

Is that a pic of yous?

killerjeff responds:

Yes.


DasUberCowDasUberCow

2008-08-16 11:51:56

Wheres your nose?

killerjeff responds:

On my face, I have slits. Like a reptile.


joegirl404joegirl404

2012-02-01 21:39:47

wow mr. jEff you arE bEautiful, HaHaHaH. if somEonE tElls you tHat you'rE not HandsomE or if tHEy say tHat you arE scary gut tHEm likE a fisH and laugH at tHEm as tHEy lay dying. ;)

(Updated ) killerjeff responds:

Uh, right.


ScartheHedgehog239ScartheHedgehog239

2013-01-18 20:37:10

Hey. This is kinda awkward, but I first heard about you on a scary story by a Mr.CreepyPasta on youtube and started thinking you were a psycho-serial killer that always told people to "go to sleep" right before you killed them(Liu being among them). Now I see that's not the case. I feel terrible, and I hope you can forgive me. I've got Paranoia issues too, so that didn't help. Still freaky looking, but so am I. Hope you don't get harassed at all. Dress up as Joker for halloween! I'm sure you could pull it off!


ScartheHedgehog239ScartheHedgehog239

2013-01-18 23:45:41

I'll get rid of that GoatFactory douche for you. BTW, I didn't mean any offense when I suggested dressing up as joker. plz respond


Austint23Austint23

2013-06-30 16:13:26

Hey um I was wondering did u really do all those things that' it says u did in mr.creepypastas video? Are u really a serial killer if so plz dont hurt me if ur not u rock an ur smexy by the way u rock bro ps ur face is epic for u!!! 0:D


EinsZweiEinsZwei

2013-08-27 13:17:25

If you can be anywhere, how the hell do you get from one place to another? If you wanna be a REAL GOOD killer then get yourself a Harley Davidson, a German styled Motorcycle Helmet with some Jackboots, and a leather coat.


PepsiproPepsipro

2013-09-17 18:19:04

You are not real i know that for a fact! If you were real and everything said was true, the FBI would have captured you know with the technology nowadays!


mimimor13mimimor13

2013-10-12 19:16:35

Related to Voldemort ?


mattuiopmattuiop

2013-11-09 22:26:59

is this where jeff the killer was born?

killerjeff responds:

No, he was born in the slums of Jersey.


Gamerpro35Gamerpro35

2014-08-11 14:17:26

Do you hurt children

killerjeff responds:

Nah.


Jeff-ze-KillaJeff-ze-Killa

2014-10-22 03:49:47

hello, just wanted to say you are awesome and beautiful btw love your creepypasta story it is awesome :3 so yeah bye Jeff :P respond if ya want *-*


ArcticStacheArcticStache

2014-12-27 10:34:03

Hi Jeff. ~

killerjeff responds:

Hi ArcticStache.


OnceUponOfInsanityOnceUponOfInsanity

2015-07-11 03:03:21

XD That cant be you (:

killerjeff responds:

I can't be me? You sir must be a genius.


jdog4780jdog4780

2015-07-28 12:28:18

..........jeff is love jeff is life XD


nikita2005nikita2005

2015-09-24 12:05:57

This isn't you
Its woman named katty robinson

killerjeff responds:

I'm done with stupid fucks like you.


SparklyMustache88SparklyMustache88

2015-10-10 21:07:05

I have one thing to say to you, Jeff.
You are the most bootifull thing I've ever seen!! Have my babies!!!

killerjeff responds:

Deal!


KevinKevin

2015-10-19 22:26:52

Classic meme!


MyNameStartsWithAnJMyNameStartsWithAnJ

2016-01-01 17:00:44

O Gush...... This was all i needed. A Fanboy trying to be jeff the ugly

killerjeff responds:

You're the fan of me ;)


YoadCahalonXYoadCahalonX

2016-07-10 16:31:08

You are gorgeous m8, don't let anyone tell you either...
That white-skin and Photoshopped Mouth mhmhhmhmhmhm we'll go to sleep together

killerjeff responds:

the mouth ain't shopped lol


TheShinyMewTheShinyMew

2016-08-25 15:04:50

That image of yours reminds me of the kid in that Macaroni and Cheese commercial I saw when I was little.

killerjeff responds:

sauce plz!


chrisjonathanchrisjonathan

2017-05-27 02:49:33

oh my god jeff are you dead did jane find you holy crap no jeff you cant be dead your my number 1 beast creepypasta damn you jane

killerjeff responds:

yes


chrisjonathan470chrisjonathan470

2017-06-16 23:51:18

hello Jeff

killerjeff responds:

Hey.


chrisjonathan470chrisjonathan470

2017-06-17 01:57:44

hello Jeff look at this site once you see it you wont stop laughing its so funny https://leakedphotos2016501.wordpress.com


chrisjonathan470chrisjonathan470

2017-06-17 23:16:58

did you visit it


chrisjonathan470chrisjonathan470

2017-06-17 23:37:19

hello Jeff its me Ben i want you to know your in danger the FBI tracked you so keep on the move and run and whatever you do do not send messages turn your computer or phone or whatever device off even destroy it your in great danger so keep moving oh Jeff ill see you later right now i have to deal with someone i mean something its important bye Jeff


chrisjonathan470chrisjonathan470

2017-06-17 23:37:40

hallo hallo my freind


chrisjonathan470chrisjonathan470

2017-06-17 23:49:01

i am sorry about your little friend Mr chatterbox but he wont be bothering us now you see we are tracking all of you one by one its very easy actually the only reason we are finding you is because of the Slender Man him self made two girls almost stab they're friend to death so we took this deeper and deeper until we finally reached the bottom if you want to see your friends again you will stop hiding stop running and turn yourself in for your crimes and if you do not do it in seven days your friends here will die and i am sure you wont do it in seven days so we are gonna untie them so they can say there last words Jeff whatever you do do not turn yourself in if you do they will just kill you anyway so keep on running we believe in you Jeff awww how sweet and just so you think we are legit not faking we will say where you live Auburndale, Florida, USA Windows 8.1 Time Warner Cable we will see you around Jefferey woods

killerjeff responds:

Cute.


chrisjonathan470chrisjonathan470

2017-07-05 04:00:29

We are not cute you devilish evil family killing monster

killerjeff responds:

yes


chrisjonathan470chrisjonathan470

2017-07-05 04:12:27

You are no girl who committed suicide you are no women who is called Katy you are Jeff the killer everybody should know the truth about creepypastas living on our earth Slender man Ben drowned Jane your dead brothers lover the Rake SCP they are all demons devils created by Satan himself except for you and Jane you two became creepypastas by life the things that were happening to you Jane is no creepypasta she is a good person but you Jeff you are a horrible person. so tell me Jeff are you a fake person who is pretending to be a fan of a 2008 fictional character or are you a real man who is destroying civilization by killing and murdering innocent people for joy pleasure and for fun


chrisjonathan470chrisjonathan470

2017-07-05 04:13:26

Jeff where do you live


chrisjonathan470chrisjonathan470

2017-07-05 04:14:16

I SAID WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU LIVE YOU FUCKING MANIAC

killerjeff responds:

america


chrisjonathan470chrisjonathan470

2017-07-14 05:11:10

did i say California no you live in florida


chrisjonathan470chrisjonathan470

2017-07-14 05:13:00

San Francisco, California, United States (US)


chrisjonathan470chrisjonathan470

2017-07-14 05:13:59

IP address 104.20.58.153


chrisjonathan470chrisjonathan470

2017-07-14 05:15:07

ASN number 13335
ASN name (ISP) Cloudflare, Inc.

killerjeff responds:

ok.


chrisjonathan470chrisjonathan470

2017-07-14 05:51:38

ya know i heard stories that you trace somebodys ip and find them but the tables have turned i found you is that why your taking so long to find me because im far away from you well even if you tried you cant get me cause im an fbi agent you would be going into a death trap if you were coming to me


chrisjonathan470chrisjonathan470

2017-07-14 05:52:48

your face is photo shopped


chrisjonathan470chrisjonathan470

2017-07-14 05:55:27

i mean i know its 2008 and that year didn't have good quality but if your face isn't photo shopped take another photo of yourself then you proved to me that your real