The best review on morrowind.

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Holy. Shit.

I never thought it was this hardcore!

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What just happened here?

Newgrounds.

Wanna ride my dirt bike?

"Um, your door was open."

Enjoy your stay.

This is Goomba petting zoo!

They squeak!

Bowser asked me to baby sit his children for two days, I accepted his offer to get some money, and to know his kids. When I got to the castle, they were making messes and fighting eachother, I told them to be good and Roy tried to act tough telling me to "eat my words."

I start to pull out my belt and he states that he was just joking. I can't find Iggy and Lemmy, what in the world are they doing?

Anyway, enjoy some video.

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Excrete feces into your hand. Squeeze the feces in your hand until it seeps through the cracks of your fingers, causing your fingers to be scraped by undigested peanuts. Smear the feces onto a family member's chest, putting the leftovers in their mouth. Suck the feces out of their mouth into yours, being careful to place the chunks in between your front teeth and chew them, then swallow. Vomit into your family member's mouth and make them swallow it, causing them to diarrhea on your face.